I haven’t updated this blog in forever. 

You should submit some things for me to post. 

I hate Minecraft. Where do they get off, copying Terraria like that? It’s not cool.

You guys should submit stuff while I buy cake.

And then I can eat cake and look at things. 

Did you know religion (especially Christianity) is actually a form of schizophrenia?

It’s true, scientists proved it.

Feminists are so ugly. I don’t why they’re so anti-rape, when they aren’t even the ones guys go after.

I mean, seriously, get off your pedestal.